Punny Plant Stakes/ Funny Plant Markers: I need a drink

Your patrons and their plant addiction need these funny, punny witty and snarky stakes! *Perfect addition to plant shops, plant nurseries, florists, farmers markets and more! They add something special to a plant for in your home or great for gifts *Designed by me *Plant signs are laser engraved and then cut from the best quality cherry plywood material *Each measure approx 1/2" wide and 6" long depending on the quote * Front of signs are coated in polycrylic. * Each sign is made from a select piece of wood and can vary in color and may have knots or imperfections that make it unique. *pray for me, please don't die, thirsty bitch, little prick, probably fake, not dead yet, I am literally dying, I'm rooting for you, high maintenance, I need a drink, you grow girl * Take a look at my other listings for other shapes and seasonal plant signs